they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
