what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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