hotel room ftw
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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