Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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