therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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