Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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