i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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