p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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