Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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