Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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