Whatcha textin bout Willis?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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