It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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