Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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