i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Threesome in a minivan. New low
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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