i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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