just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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