Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Dicks are not precious.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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