Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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