I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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