I bet he comes in French.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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