Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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