he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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