you would pick up someone in the library
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
