Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
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How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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