i jhust puked up my retainher.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
COCAINE IS GR8
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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