he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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