I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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