Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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