how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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