Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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