The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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