so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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