I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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