I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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