I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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