We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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