I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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