Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I love you.
Bad choice
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