I hate all girls vehemently.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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