He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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