Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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