i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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