I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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