I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
