everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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