ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
