I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Randomize
