sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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