shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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