How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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