We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
COCAINE IS GR8
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