I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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