You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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