i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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