Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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